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Tim McGraw: Obama-Lovin', Anti-Gun Liberal Douche -


TAGS: tim mcgraw liberal douche gun grabber faith hill democrats progressives country music obama supporter
Rating: 4.83/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 8, 2015, 9:52 pm
Tim MccGraw putting the **** in Country.


THE LIVES OF OTHERS -




OBAMA'S 40 MILLION DOLLAR HOME IN HAWAII - SO THAT'S WHERE THAT 90 BILLION WENT, IS NO ONE GOING TO INVESTIGATE HOW HE CAN AFFORD THIS?.


TAGS: politics
Rating: 3.96/5

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jaxx - October 5, 2012, 8:57 pm
Gee, I wish I could spell better, maybe I could buy a 40 million dollar masion in Hawaii:(
starryeyedguy - October 5, 2012, 3:13 pm
He has written New York Times Bestsellers you know. They actually get paid royalties and stuff... {eye roll}
jaxx - October 4, 2012, 8:28 pm
Must be like when hillary made $100,000.00 off of her little $1,000.00 investment. Dirty Liberals!
jaxx - October 4, 2012, 8:20 pm
My poit Exactly, he can not afford it, why is no one investigating this?. I guess the dirty Bastard IS untouchable!
terroraustralis - October 4, 2012, 8:16 pm
now, come on, its not the money he stole from the taxpayers, its the money he got paid by his handlers to pass the NDAA. taking bribes is different from stealing...
vbattaile - October 4, 2012, 7:50 pm
He can't afford it...........


SWITZERLAND - 4th in the world in guns per capita,extremely permissive gun control laws, and a LOW crime rate. Hmmm...


TAGS: guns capita usa control
Rating: 4.72/5

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americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 11:13 pm
Maybe it's because they don't pump fear through media
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 10:45 pm
Just try to ra** these two lovely ladies and they'll be digging 556 lead out of your cold dead a*s at a morgue.


"MITT IS TOAST" - Now we all know who 47% hater Willard M Romney truly is. Before it was more speculation, now it is the naked truth.


TAGS: mitt romney toast 47 meme
Rating: 2.55/5

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RonaldReagan - September 1, 2015, 9:20 am
Jeb Bush is Mitt 2.0
marms - October 23, 2012, 7:35 am
150 shares! Woot! Thanks for the support!


MITT ROMNEY CAMPAIGN SAYS - "We’re not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact-checkers.”


TAGS: mitt romney fact checkers lies ryan
Rating: 2.48/5

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birddseedd - August 28, 2014, 4:29 pm
If you were truly part of the thinking class, you wouldn't vote for either.
marms - October 23, 2012, 7:44 am
128 shares! Woot! Thanks for the support!
GrouchoMarxist - September 15, 2012, 8:29 am
I bet your mother wonders what you do in the basement to get all these royality checks..
marms - September 15, 2012, 8:26 am
This poster is doing great! Still number 1 on the Politifake "The h** List" 10 days after creating it ... Thanks for the support :)
GrouchoMarxist - September 7, 2012, 7:41 pm
Click the viral b***on on the left... Let us know when you find one of yours..
GrouchoMarxist - September 7, 2012, 7:28 pm
Only that many idiots on the web site?
marms - September 7, 2012, 9:47 am
I found this poster posted on "I will vote for Obama in 2012". It was shared 4,482 time in a 24 hour period http://www.facebook.com/james.dieterich#!/pages/I-will-vote-for-Obama-in-2012/109880029049898
JGalt - September 5, 2012, 11:31 pm
Actually the fact-checkers give "pants on fire" only to liberals and hardly ever for the most egregious liberal lies- which shows there is a double-standard...
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 6:53 pm
Did Fauxnews just say that?
fauxnews - September 5, 2012, 5:09 pm
I did. A liberal website. Glad to know where you get your info. Also the same website has a great piece about Ryan and Romney's RNC lie. So far they are leading with more lies and no bounce from RNC. Thanks for the link.
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 12:13 pm
You should check the link before you act so uniformed... VIRAL SMACKDOWN
marms - September 5, 2012, 12:06 pm
You too should check your facts first. Fact: Almost every media outlet around the world fact-checked what was said at the NRC, & they all came up with the same conclusion. Many lies & half truths. It's not a smart thing to do when the world is watching.
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 9:39 am
Those crazy Rightwingers at NPR
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 9:39 am
http://www.npr.org/blogs/itsallpolitics/2012/09/05/160591872/democrats-unleashed-some-dubious-or-misleading-claims-fact-checkers-say?ft=1&f=1001&sc=tw&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 9:33 am
Why should you let FACTS make your liberal head explode?


HINDSIGHT - IS ALWAYS TWENTY / TWENTY BUT REPUBLICAN FORESIGHT LOOKS LIKE CRAP!




If ISIS is contained... -




THE SECOND AMENDMENT - Washington didn't use his right to free speech to defeat the British, he shot them.




SILLY 47% - 53% OF THE MONEY IS FOR THE RICHEST 1%


TAGS: mitt romney money 47 rich
Rating: 2.65/5

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marms - October 23, 2012, 7:21 am
112 shares! Woot! Thanks for the siupport!
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 9:33 pm
Funny... All I see is a punked kid with a Translator ring from his cereal box.... Keep s****** that koolaid like the champ you are....
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:07 pm
Okay, gotta go. Kicking Groucho's a$s gets old after awhile (too easy). See ya in a few weeks, peeps! Time to do some campaigning. To the rest of you... you won't win an election hanging out here all day. Remember that. Peace out! See you in a month. X-D
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:02 pm
TRANSLATION: (Groucho) I am a terrible liar.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:01 pm
TRANSLATION (Groucho): Funny how I trip over my own tongue here... kinda like how Ryan did when bumbling over his lack of knowledge on Afghanistan. Doh!
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 7:01 pm
I project nothing... You're no different than any other lib that had their b***s kicked here and elsewhere...
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 7:00 pm
Funny how you trip over the libs here... Odd that...
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:00 pm
TRANSLATION (Groucho): Wish I had a life too. Oh, well, back to trolling!
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:59 pm
TRANSLATION (Groucho): I am projecting.
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:59 pm
I guess this means you've either grown a brain in the last week or you're leaving?
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:59 pm
Understood. Glad to hear it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm

I stand up to Groucho plenty. But I do it without using playground tactics. How old are you?
crankyhead - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
The best way, IMO, is to turn them into adults, by using the power of logic, to get them interested in wanting to learn for themselves, how to use logic. Obviously, (and hopefully, I'm not stating a dubious premise here :P) some cases are hopeless.
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
Seriously... You need thicker skin...
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
Nah, I promised Mooooo that I would help him make this site more peaceful. I can't do anything about you, teabagger, but while I am out campaigning, you are busy trolling this site since that's all you are good at.HAHA
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
You don't like the "Democrat" sal Alinsky method? Odd that
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:57 pm
Yup, Obama is smashing Romney in the polls. Need a tissue?
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:57 pm
Understandable. Peace is never a bad thing. Okay, gotta go. Out to do some campaigning. See you in a few weeks. Peace bro!
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:56 pm
I've noticed you scaled back when bam bam got his a** handed to him... Follow the polls much?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:56 pm

Groucho is on his way to getting himself banned permanently. And if you keep fighting his fire with fire you'll not be far behind him. I'm not asking you to leave him alone, just lay off the insults. (Especially the p******** stuff).
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:55 pm
Shame you can only bring adolescent insults... Facts not so much... Sorry, but remember this, you embody the entirety of your only "insult" towards me... Remember to smile
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:54 pm
P.S. By the way....saw that your boy Ryan was annihilated by Biden the other night. Need a tissue? LOL.. Better warm up your worn out knee pads. Ryan is in need of your lovin' after that beat down.Later teabagger. Clean yourself boy,you got teabagged.X-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:54 pm

I am probably one of the least sensitive people you could ever meet. And I've got plenty of backbone. But the site rules forbid attacking people, and that's what matters here. I do not co-own politifake (I never said I did) I am the partner at religifake
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:52 pm
Okay, have fun. Back to campaigning. Will drop in to say "Hi!" in a few weeks. Later! :-)
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
But once in a while it wouldn't kill you to grow a backbone. Groucho is a wimp and can't stand up to a good smackdown when he gets one. Never hurts him to occasionally remind him (and bullies like him) of that. Like Biden did to Ryan. Nuff said.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:49 pm
So, I agree with your over all sentiment. That's why I can go for weeks without being here while Groucho can't go a day or two without being here. For the sake of peace, it's good to take a break from here and let the trolls duke it out.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:48 pm
If you are really a co-owner of this site, you would've spoken to Mr.M months ago about banning Groucho for good for his chronic harassment. The fact that you haven't speaks volumes about you as his enabler.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:47 pm
So I understand your point. It's a good one. But you embrace the opposite extreme and become an enabler... will encourages Groucho just as much as people who provoke him...
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:46 pm
Nah, you're a just being overly sensitive. And once I say my peace I move on. Groucho is addicted to this place. There lies the difference. But you are entitled to your opinion. So we just might have to agree to disagree. Peace out
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:45 pm
...but once in awhile you have to DO WATCHA GOTTA DO (what Biden did the other night) and put bullies and liars in their place. That's the real world. If you can't do that, then get out of the way.... or you will get steamrolled by those who have the will
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:44 pm

There are proper ways to deal with children on the Internet. Sinking to their level isn't one of them. I'm starting to think that you're provoking him because you enjoy the insult tossing. I KNOW that's why he does it.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:41 pm
Not too worried. Only one way to treat a pathetic bully like Crotcho. When they attack, you hit back... but much MUCH harder. If you want to be his doormat, that's your choice. I've scaled back my presence on here in light of your goal to keep peace...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:39 pm

FFS. You're not acting any better than he does right now. Try being the bigger man.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:34 pm
And while the rest of us are too busy campaigning to take the time to respond to the teabagger, he is stuck here on Politifake because the *** offender list he is on forbids him from leaving his mom's basement.LOL. Say hi to Chris Hansen for us.X-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 9:30 am

I came here out of curiosity.....I stay just to annoy you.
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 8:36 am
Seriously... What are you doing on this forum? You're the one lacking...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 12:57 am

Really?....You just don't get this. Your brand of "debate" has no place in polite society.
GrouchoMarxist - October 11, 2012, 11:39 pm
That was a compliment
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 10:09 pm

What part of "no personal attacks" do you not understand Groucho?. I swear you're trying to get yourself banned permanently.
GrouchoMarxist - October 11, 2012, 8:49 pm
Shame it's only among stupid moonbats like yourself that s****** koolaid
ughomer - October 11, 2012, 2:38 pm
Chin up, Marms. Done gud on this. 114 shares (plus mine).
marms - October 2, 2012, 9:16 pm
100 shares in 10 days! Thanks!
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 8:43 am
Maybe you should get a job.
marms - September 25, 2012, 1:58 am
I love the sound of desperate Mitt-Tard Trolls in the morning :)
arnnatz - September 25, 2012, 12:50 am
Hey, marms, walmart is running a special on tin foil. Make some pretty nice liberal hats
knucklesworth - September 24, 2012, 10:55 pm
NAME ME ONE CANDIDATE THAT WOULDN'Y TAKE 53% OF THE VOTE VS 47?
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 9:54 pm
Don't confuse the moonbat with facts
foxrecon19d - September 24, 2012, 9:53 pm
actually, 75% of America's tax burden is for the richest 1%
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 9:19 pm
Don't you hate the ring that paper hat leaves on your head?


Hypocrisy, Thy Name is Bernie Sanders -




70% MILITARY PROJECTED TO VOTE FOR ROMNEY -


TAGS: look for military voter suppression
Rating: 4.26/5

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eddyleesmith - December 24, 2012, 12:11 am
Romney wants to spend even more on the DOD budget while the DOD has not been able to account for over $1 trillion per year in their spending. Every govt branch and office needs to be audited so we know who to cut funding to.
foxrecon19d - November 9, 2012, 6:51 pm
uhhh...yeah...MashiMashi, do you need me to call 911 for you? The shrooms' 'gotts' you, man! uhhhhh...woman?
MashiMashi - November 9, 2012, 11:25 am
Wh wasn't this whole absentee ballot thing fixed back when AL GORE was trying to supress it. Every election wee gotts hear about this Absentee ballot debacle.
foxrecon19d - November 8, 2012, 8:41 pm
WOOOOW!!! Your 'god' won another four years and now you want to talk about how the absentee ballots for soldiers serving overseas never made it to them...again?? Your 'god' won. Why are you so angry?...heh...heh...heh...
MashiMashi - November 8, 2012, 7:58 pm
Are these the same projectionist that perdicted Romney would take Florida, Iowa, Ohio, Wisconsin ????


THE EXPERTS AGREE - gun control works


TAGS: gun control hitler castro qaddafi stalin idi amin mao tse tung pol pot kim jong il
Rating: 4.41/5

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ipaprime - September 7, 2012, 9:57 pm
you eed to remove Qaddafi from the line up cause it didnt work for him


OR OPTION "B" - COME DOWN WITH A 2 MONTH CASE OF LARYNGITIS


TAGS: mitt romney gaffe fail laryngitis
Rating: 2.7/5

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GrouchoMarxist - December 28, 2013, 1:12 pm
Remember when he said, "If you like your plan you can keep it"?
fauxnews - September 21, 2012, 3:59 pm
Great point, mate. Romney lies in public and then says how he really feels in private. Tell me again why should trust him when he knows the cameras are rolling? Rubbish
HRoark - September 21, 2012, 3:43 pm
I would like for you to demonstrate how Obama is looking our for me. In context, Romney wasn't worried about getting their votes. Earlier this year he said the poor have a safety net and that he needs to worry about the middle class.
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 7:51 pm
TRANSLATION: It hurts my feelings when you are right and I am wrong. Time for a good'ole red herring. Here's hoping no one will notice my lame attempt to change the subject with a distraction, albeit a lame one. Here goes nothing! *prays*
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 7:46 pm
His job is not president. His job is to try to get the presidency for now. Obama's job is supposed to be president, but he can't stay away from golf and partying with celebs.
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:27 pm
Isreal will always be a friend of Isreal.... Those guys LOL
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 5:44 pm
You're a liar, mate. He didn't say that. EXACT QUOTE:“47 percent of the people”will vote for Obama “no matter what.”“My job is not to worry about those people." He's running for President. The job of President is care about ALL America.Not just his voters
HRoark - September 20, 2012, 5:13 pm
Those of us with jobs and that create jobs remember it! Besides, what is wrong with stating the truth, he didn't say they don't matter, he said they will probably vote to maintain not paying income tax.
fauxnews - September 20, 2012, 12:12 pm
Nope mate. Neither does anyone else. They are too preoccupied with Romney's "47% of America doesn't matter" gaffe to care. (chuckle)
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 8:13 am
Remember when he said, "You didn't build this?"


'IF I WERE MEXICAN' - 'I'd Have A Better Shot At Winning This' ~ Mitt Romney




FLIP-FLOP OF THE YEAR - Obama: “For 18 months, he’s been running on this tax plan. And now, five weeks before the election, he’s saying his big, bold idea is ‘never mind.’”


TAGS: mitt romney obama flip flop quote
Rating: 2.33/5

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eddyleesmith - January 8, 2013, 12:11 pm
And yet you are the one who resorts to name calling , making youself look bad.
marms - October 23, 2012, 7:28 am
51 shares! Woot! Thanks for the support!
GrouchoMarxist - October 4, 2012, 8:40 pm
d***... I've never any moonbat drink that much koolaid.
GrouchoMarxist - October 4, 2012, 8:38 pm
Did somebody's wil babababa bamster get b**** slapped?
arnnatz - October 4, 2012, 7:43 pm
obama is one of the few americans that even has a job thanks to harry reid and obama
arnnatz - October 4, 2012, 7:43 pm
or better yet, send obama to china and see if he can spend them into bankruptcy
arnnatz - October 4, 2012, 7:41 pm
as opposed to a tighter?
vbattaile - October 4, 2012, 6:04 pm
Obummer for President of Kenya
mmmmikkimac - October 4, 2012, 3:59 pm
Great Job Mr. President! Now let him have both barrels in the final debate.
mmmmikkimac - October 4, 2012, 3:59 pm
YES! Send Mittens to China and let him try his Bain Capital plans there and see how much of his $$ he can take out of China!
mmmmikkimac - October 4, 2012, 3:58 pm
I hope so too. I could tell he knew Mittens was not telling the truth and I hope he kept his backup ammunition to throw all he can on the next debate.
mmmmikkimac - October 4, 2012, 3:58 pm
I hope so too. I could tell he knew Mittens was not telling the truth and I hope he kept his backup ammunition to throw all he can on the next debate.
mmmmikkimac - October 4, 2012, 3:57 pm
We must re-elect the president. He works for all Americans, not just the 1% who are able to use tax loopholes to avoid paying taxes. Mittens will push the tax burden to the working calls as proven by Tax Policy Center Organization.
89flowers - October 4, 2012, 3:49 pm
He is a looser
vbattaile - October 4, 2012, 3:39 pm
Poor Barry.... He was missing his Teleprompter. Uh, um, um, uh, um..........
vbattaile - October 4, 2012, 3:37 pm
Send Barry Soetoro back to Kenya
vbattaile - October 4, 2012, 3:36 pm
Libtards are sore losers
vbattaile - October 4, 2012, 3:36 pm
Mr Resident. Empty Chair, Empty Suit
Bandit5906 - October 4, 2012, 3:16 pm
Sorry ladies, that was everything the president had! Empty suit and empty head!
bigmama19552001 - October 4, 2012, 2:58 pm
In round two of the next debate I sure hope Obama come at this idiot with everything he got and show him no mercy. Just hit him hard with all the facts you know. He is still hiding info about his taxes and so much more.Obama put that liar to shame.
bigmama19552001 - October 4, 2012, 2:50 pm
Mr. President from what I could see Romney was trying to make you mad but you kept your cool. It's a shame big bird is not even safe. This man is a joke. I sure hope you win this election. They might be saying Romney won the debate but not in my eyes.
Sherin - October 4, 2012, 2:20 pm
Mr. President you were very respectful to the Americans but you need to fight for us and protect us from this liar the country can't afford one like him he will fire all of us even the BIGBIRD! He needs to find a job somewhere else may be China.


LIBERALS - following Hitler's lead


TAGS: gun control hitler liberals
Rating: 3.97/5

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wdstk6969 - January 26, 2014, 11:36 pm
I am trying to find where this quote came from originally. I've been told it's not a real Hitler quote and I'd like to prove the Kool-Aid drinker wrong. thanks


BLACK FRIDAY - Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.


TAGS: black friday insanity
Rating: 3.75/5

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realogic - December 5, 2012, 8:04 pm
The worst part is Walmart opened there Black Friday on Thanksgiving.. To show how people love to share pain and misery.


ONE NATION, UNDER GOD -




Hillary's War On Women -




Socialist Screwball -




THE BIGGEST GAFFE EVER - AND THE EXACT MOMENT IN HISTORY WHEN . . . WILLARD M. ROMNEY LOST THE 2012 ELECTION


TAGS: willard mitt romney election gaffe
Rating: 2.56/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 8:11 pm
You mean like the people the cling to guns and religion, or the you didn't build it crowd, or maybe the people bam bam doesn't think pay their fair share?
HRoark - September 18, 2012, 4:12 pm
How is Romney regretting saying this? He said he stood by the statement. I can say real conservatives are quite happy for him speaking the truth, on the free-loaders and Libyans.
freasy - September 18, 2012, 2:43 pm
Its true, and I will be voting against the communist
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 9:45 am
Agreed. After the Libya gaffe and now this, I'd say he's "overdone." No one likes an over-cooked, dry turkey.LOL
romneyisatool - September 18, 2012, 9:44 am
When Romney himself regrets saying this and when Romney's own campaign is trying feverishly to make this ALL go away. In other words, when it is costing you the election according to conservatives AND liberals alike.LOL
GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 9:23 am
The 53% are going to work now... You later... Oh BTW... Many of those 47's know obama won't create a job for them either.
deerbag2 - September 18, 2012, 9:21 am
Stick a fork in him, he's done.
GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 8:34 am
When is stating the truth a gaff?


NOW YOU KNOW WHY THE DEMOCRATS WANT TO REMOVE HISTORY CLASS FROM SCHOOLS -


TAGS: hitler holocaust history lesson
Rating: 4.55/5

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foxrecon19d - January 9, 2013, 4:35 pm
***snicker*** It amuses me to no end that any time time someoneone says anything which challenges your Obama-induced brainwashing, you go bat-s#it stupid...as you were programmed to be...
foxrecon19d - January 9, 2013, 4:34 pm
***snicker*** It amuses me to no end that any time time someone says anything which challenges your Obama-induced brainwashing, you go bat-s#it stupid...as you were programmed to be...
foxrecon19d - January 9, 2013, 4:16 pm
Awww..cranky fell into his own trap and now she can't get out of it...waaa...waa....waaa..... History. You should read abook about it. Or at least get someone to read it for you. Or go play in traffic with your mommys moustache razors. Whatever...
crankyhead - January 9, 2013, 4:07 pm
Why should you? Because I'm positive that you can't. Talk about empty rhetoric...
foxrecon19d - January 9, 2013, 4:01 pm
Why should I? You just did. Talk about falling into traps..
crankyhead - January 9, 2013, 3:51 pm
Are you going to do a cross reference between "Dreams of my father" and "Mein Kampf" for us next?


pc correctness -


TAGS: pc politically correct
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - January 2, 2016, 5:45 pm
lol


DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY - Fighting terrorists since 1492




IF I HAD A DOLLAR... - For every time that capitalism was blamed for problems caused by government, I'd be a fat filmmaker with a baseball hat.


TAGS: capitalism michael moore fatass socialist
Rating: 4.92/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:25 am
Magnificent. 5 stars. Sending this to my daughter-in-law. She's still a fan


MARK TWAIN - ~ Personal responsibility ~ (Kryptonite to the Obama crowd.)




I AM NOT MY HUSBAND - Looks like you're channeling someone much more malevolent.




Obama's Nefarious Priorities -




"ETCH-A-SKETCH" OR "FLIP FLOP" ? -




Illegal Parasites -




democrat politicians -


TAGS: democrat politicians
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - March 8, 2016, 2:32 pm
It's still cheaper and easier to ship and process oil from the middle east than to extract our own. They just have a higher quality crude that's easier to crack.
11BangBang - March 7, 2016, 9:31 pm
You are exactly right. The poster should have read "The Most Important Part of North America" LOL! (This is sarcasm) No worries, Brett Hartland!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2016, 9:24 pm

I love how some Americans see "North America" as a simple 48 states with a very straight and tidy geographical line across the top. Almost like the rest of it doesn't exist. (This isn't sarcasm, keep looking at it that way.) Thanks, Murica!


Those Evil Republicans -




A PHOTO OF THE TEAM THAT KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN - (according to Obama)


TAGS: obama classless spike the ball political loser
Rating: 4.67/5

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arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:24 am
As it turns out, Biden was trying to convince obama not to go thru with the mission. Said it was potentially political suicide if the mission failed.
JGalt - October 15, 2012, 11:04 pm
Obama was playing golf- had nothing to do with the plan! The truth shall set us free! http://godfatherpolitics.com/7475/obama-was-golfing-while-osama-plan-unfolded-without-him/


Hillary Clinton : A legacy of treachery & death! -




Priorities -




THE PATH(S) TO TOTALITARIANISM - during times of war and financial distress, Demonize your adversaries, result to class warfare and steal freedoms incrementally moving towards the police state


TAGS: totalitarianism
Rating: 4.32/5

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Scramblus - September 25, 2013, 4:27 am
Yeah That barrack I recall the way he fused the head of the senate with office of presendency and disbanded elections. Oh and pro-tip Hitler wasnt interested in 'class warefare' at all.


GOVERNMENT BENEFITS -


TAGS: marines earn liberals demand benefits
Rating: 4.61/5

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terroraustralis - September 30, 2012, 10:52 pm
the ones that earned it get 14k per year. the ones that demand it, apparently dont like black presidents...


IT IS THE VETERAN - That should be thanked And not forgotten




DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY - Bought more than 2K MRAP (mine resistant armored vehicles) to patrol America. Feel safe?




DEBT RIDDEN -




White Privilege is a Myth -


TAGS: white privilege is a myth
Rating: 2.15/5

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MMessEnnBeeCee - May 25, 2015, 3:51 pm
That's the best you can do? 46 votes and it's only at 1.95? Wimps!


REMEMBER, WHEN TERRORISTS ATTACK AMERICA AGAIN, IT'S BECAUSE THE DHS WAS TOO BUSY WATCHING YOU -




" I WOULD WEAR ONE. " - I think that picture of our President refusing to place his hand over his heart should be made into a t-shirt.




It's A Sad State Of Affairs -




WATCHING FOX NEWS - To learn about politics, is like watching Hogan's Heroes to learn about the Holocaust ...




Importing Jihad: More of the Poison Fruit From the Party of Treason -




Obama To The SCOTUS??? -




OBAMSTITUTION - Your rights are what I tell you they are.




BIG BIRD'S ANSWER TO THE ROMNEY-RYAN BUDGET -




history does repeat itself -


TAGS: history repeats itself
Rating: 4.57/5

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Curlyrocks - January 6, 2014, 9:36 pm
Most of the Lakota gave up their guns and they didn't end up having to be carted off in box cars, oh but they where massacred so.... carry on.


MITT & RYAN FORGOT ONE THING - Back in the 1950s, the tax rate for the very rich was over 90% Mitt & Ryan plan a major tax rate cut for the rich to less than 1%




LIBERAL INTELLIGENCE? - Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D.-Fla.), chairwoman of the DNC stated, that Republicans believe illegal immigration “should in fact be a crime.” What part of illegal does she not get?


TAGS: liberal democrat illegal immigration stupidity
Rating: 4.74/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:54 pm
Funny
WTFO - December 10, 2013, 12:53 am
I'd enjoy hearing how this is out of context. However, here it is on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUqJO6sk7AA at about the 30 second mark. Not out of context, she's an idiot that doesn't understand entering the US illegally is a crime.
birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 8:16 pm
I think this is something that is being taken out of context. facts are not facts unless stated IN context
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 11:12 pm
Sorry there was a typo in my #51584 post. I meant to say "her ignorance is NOT representative of every liberal". However, as stated her role as DNC chair is to forward the majority opinion of her party.
politicz - April 7, 2013, 11:28 am
So you are implying that all liberals follow her? Why is it that every time I argue with someone here, the people I argue against use the generalization fallacy.
Renza - April 7, 2013, 1:47 am
lol, so was I. the formatting/placement of these comments can be so weird.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 1:46 am
I was responding the politicz, not you. Sorry for the confusion.
Renza - April 7, 2013, 1:41 am
I believe you may be misinterpreting the joke... I'm not saying you did say anything, I'm saying if we did the same thing as the poster, and were to generalize republicans based off of Palin, seeing them make posters like this would appear common place.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 1:16 am
While her ignorance is representative of every liberal, she is a leading voice in her party and is in charge of forwarding their agenda.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 1:04 am
As the head of the DNC, she is a representative of liberalism in the Dem party.
politicz - April 6, 2013, 5:39 pm
Strawman fallacy. I never said that.
Renza - April 6, 2013, 12:16 pm
if you base republicans off of sara palin, it shouldn't be too big of surprise.
politicz - April 6, 2013, 7:01 am
So you generalize all liberals on this woman?


WHY DOESN'T THIS SURPRISE ANYONE -




The Insanity of Political Correctness -




Donald Trump Clothing: Made In China -




DOROTHY QUESTIONS - No brain, no courage, no heart. So you're politicians right ?




SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE - Obama and other socialist Dems pointed to Canada as an example when they jammed Obamacare through. I wonder why this chart never came up.




WHO SAYS OBAMA NEVER KEEPS HIS PROMISES? -




Hillary vs. Hillary -




Trump's Racist Quotes -


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twiddleedeee - August 19, 2016, 11:23 pm
Trump isn't racist. That Muslim Obama and lesbo Hillary are racist. Who are you going to trust with their gut to protect us from the filthy ragheads? The founders of ISIS, or an outsider with brass balls who says it like it is? Trump/Pence 2016!!!!


Hillary The Liar -




"ROMNEY'S GREATEST FEAR" - Now that Mitt 's campaign is all about Paul Ryan "Damage Control" The RNC Delegates are bailing on him for a Ron Paul nomination




The Ugly Face of Corruption -




Draft-Dodger Trump Said Sleeping Around Was My ‘Personal Vietnam’ -




see the difference -




OBAMA ZOMBIES - Can't think for themselves, waiting for their entitlements, thinking money grows on trees




ISIS & Liberals -




PAUL RYAN DAMAGE CONTROL - MITT 'S CAMPAIGN WENT FROM THE ECONOMY & JOBS TO SALVAGING THE MIDDLE CLASS, SENIORS & WOMEN VOTE


TAGS: mitt romney paul ryan vote
Rating: 2.32/5

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RonaldReagan - January 9, 2014, 5:06 pm
RINO is another name for RYAN


George Carlin Says Tax the Churches -


TAGS: carlin churches politics taxes
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RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 3:55 pm
Last of the great satirists. Jon Stewart who?
StoneTools - June 9, 2013, 1:40 pm
so, is it safe to a**ume that you feel the same about the liberals getting non profit status, for instance, the OFA (which is blatantly pro obama) and was already approved with minimum paperwork while right leaners were penalized for not being liberals?
Renza - June 9, 2013, 10:30 am
I thought they upgraded from a wall to a hologram?
Cannabal - June 8, 2013, 11:44 pm
The whole point of tax exemption meant no direct influence in politics at all. Sadly, the wall of church and state has as many holes in it as a US immigration policy.
Rudedog - June 8, 2013, 6:45 pm
No one is claiming George Carlin for their own, just those willing to accept logical, unbiased resolve of that which demands resolution.
Renza - June 8, 2013, 1:47 pm
Is that why you're constantly talking about lefties and Obama followers?
StoneTools - June 8, 2013, 11:04 am
You have issues, don't you? Just because 1 or 2 people do something, why does that define a whole group?
BobbEdwards - June 8, 2013, 9:37 am
That was a quick 1L ;-) What's the matter, it's George Carlin! You know, the guy that right-wingers here are trying to claim for their side. I guess they don't want that ridiculous notion spoiled for them...


PRESIDENTIAL TOILET PAPER - Formerly known as The Constitution.




DING DONG - The wicked witch is dead...(politically)




THE MAFIA - Just like in the "Old Country," organized crime always votes Republican.


TAGS: italian mafia cosa nostra al capone republican
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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:33 pm
You're kidding right?
Kewgah - November 16, 2012, 7:47 am
Al Capone, Chicago gangster. Barack Obama, Chicago politician. Difference? None! Dumbass


Killary Klinton -




If Michael Brown, Eric Garner & Trayvon Martin had been killed in Afghanistan -


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Thedge - December 12, 2014, 1:58 pm
Been a couple weeks, probably don't now. Just so the sleep well. 5L


ROMNEY'S MONEY HAS A PASSPORT - Where it hides in Swiss & Cayman Island tax shelters. Mitt believing in America, one foreign deposit at a time.


TAGS: mitt romney taxes swiss poster
Rating: 2.52/5

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BiteMeNow - February 22, 2014, 11:28 pm
And you're using this senile, demented, Alzheimer's infected a$$wipe as the source? You're dumber than you look...
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 8:10 am
I bet your hand is sore
marms - October 23, 2012, 7:43 am
128 shares! Woot! Thanks for the support!
marms - September 5, 2012, 8:23 pm
In less than a half day after approval, this poster is #2 on the Politifake "The h** List", bumping another of my posters to #3. Thanks for the support!
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 12:12 pm
Why would his fist exec order seal his records? MARMS smackdown is going viral
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 12:11 pm
http://www.fas.org/sgp/obama/presidential.html
marms - September 5, 2012, 11:46 am
Check your facts. Ho, that's right, you guys don't fact-check. The college seals the records. And by law, can not release them. Student records are not public records for anyone, including the students.
sphart1 - September 5, 2012, 10:22 am
Only an untrustworthy lying sack og monkey crap would seal all his college records. Hmm, who could that be?
GrouchoMarxist - September 5, 2012, 9:44 am
Harry... What did you do with ours? Anybody seen or heard about a democrat budget?


RICH LIBERALS - If They Really Lived Up To Their Own Liberal Values Shouldn't They All Be Poor?




PICK YOUR POISON -


TAGS: economics capitalism socialism
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realitycheck - October 8, 2015, 3:29 am
Well, you apparently opted to skip the bottle labeled "economic knowledge..."


DO YOU STILL WANT OBAMA IN CHARGE OF ANSWERING THAT 3 A.M. PHONE CALL? -


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Rating: 4.91/5

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Renza - April 9, 2013, 8:30 pm
shhh, facts make fundies scared, confused, and angry
eddyleesmith - December 30, 2012, 7:19 pm
lol sure it looks legit. Too bad the DOD is getting more money now than ever before in their budget,#1 In fact the DOD can't account for over $1 T in spending per year. #2 is about legit as the infamous GWB and the WMDs. #3 1000s died US con. under GWB
simplegenius - October 30, 2012, 11:40 am
yeah.. you're probably right.
foxrecon19d - October 29, 2012, 11:43 pm
True...Unfortunately, with Barack Obama in power, the strike fighters which will be hitting Israel in retaliation will probably be American.
simplegenius - October 29, 2012, 8:20 pm
One thing is for sure, if Israel's call is unanswered, they would take out Iran anyways.


Liberal Cognitive Dissonance -




BARRY'S GIRLS - SOMEBODY ELSE MADE THIS HAPPEN


TAGS: obama somebody else taxes made it happen
Rating: 4.2/5

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GrouchoMarxist - March 6, 2013, 6:46 am
I hear that libs believe women only think they're being ra**d.
realogic - February 9, 2013, 11:01 am
Oh and also as far as the economy. Who is the genius that decided welfare as good enough to own a home? I'm not defending either side, but that was a huge reason for the recession. Oh yeah and credit cards that have it so anyone can have one.
realogic - February 9, 2013, 11:00 am
Hey Groucho I'd love to hear your intellectual defense on th republican candidates who support the idea of legitimate ra**. Please would love hear your philosophical viewpoints on that.
GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 1:32 am
I'm stull waiting for any liberal to attempt an intellectual defense of Obama's policies and those Bush policies that crashed the economy... Even so to call obama into question one is labeled racist... They got nothing else.
arnnatz - September 27, 2012, 1:18 am
We should probably start counting the number of times rt relies on the race card when he has nothing (which is at least 95% of the time)
GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 12:17 am
Wow stool, is that all you've got?
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 1:18 am
What else do the voices tell you?
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 1:04 am
Yeah, because accusing little girls of being b-asterd children = REAL CLASSY. Nice one. And this year's winner of the AWARD for MOST EPIC FAIL goes to GrouchoMarxist:Professional Internet Sociopath! LOL. Thanx for playing! Woot! And that's a wrap folks!
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:59 am
#4 on comments.. Can I call Marm?
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:59 am
P.S. Thanks for FINALLY proving my point. ;-) P.P.S. PWN'D...Good nite.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:58 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO):After saying just a day ago how I plan to ignore "Romneyisatool" and take the hide road, I just simply can't do it. He's too good at this. He just PISSES ME OFF TOO MUCH! HULK MAD! *ROAR* SMASH PUNY LIBERAL!!!!
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:57 am
I'm not attacking the girls, as our faux outrage crowd claims. I'm calling into question our impotent president's ability to cause conception...
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:57 am
LOL...Ah, I see. So that 'really' hit a nerve with you. Hmmmm. Will remember that moving forward. *sinister laugh*
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:55 am
TRANSLATION:After saying just a day ago how I plan to ignore "Romneyisatool" and take the hide road, I simply just can't do it. He's too good at this. He just PISSES ME OFF TOO MUCH! HULK MAD! *ROAR* SMASH PUNY LIBERAL!!!!
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:52 am
TRANSLATION(Groucho):After spending all day denying that I was attacking Obama's children, what the heck,I'll just double down and attack his kids again anyways.I'll throw in a dash of h-omophobia in for good measure too.You got me guys! Yes, I was lying
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:50 am
4th. I took his words and applied to the concept "Someone else" is the father of those kids. Why don't you faux outrage libs call this racist instead? Mooo already fired blanks in calling it "Hatred"..
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:49 am
Sacred ground? AHAHAHAHAHAA...This from a guy (you) who makes derogatory jokes about how a man fathered his children & attacks Obama's race by hiding behind phony claims about his birth certificate. That's like a call-girl calling other women promiscuous.
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:49 am
TRANSLATION(tool): I'm completely incapable of being intelligent or posting a logical position so I lie about other posters in a vain attempt to feel better about myself. Why didn't daddy love me?? WAAAAAAAAAH! (Ignore this pathetic little troll/tool)
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:48 am
2nd.. How many times has bamster forgot his children's ages, names, and genders? All seriousness aside.. I want to see their birth certificates. 3rd.. There is a spectre that some believe he is g**.
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:45 am
1st.. If we create or build something we did it.. It's personal. Our sacrifice helped us attain it. Anyone saying different they are stepping on sacred ground.
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:44 am
TRANSLATION(WTFO): I'm an enabler to internet sociopaths. Call it "Battered Troll syndrome." When Groucho walks into a room, I stand to attention. SCHWING!
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:40 am
claiming that he didn't father those girls. If that's the case, the poster implies that he's their father and owners built their businesses. Did I capture that correctly?
WTFO - September 24, 2012, 12:39 am
Groucho, if I may cut through the comments on this thread. Was the intent of this poster to compare Obama's 'you didn't build that' to his fatherhood? Meaning, your position is that his claim that business owners didn't build their company as false as
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:34 am
It's been shared 15 times without a hint of complaint or comment until today. Now it's 8th in comments and heded up the chart like a bullet. You faux outrage libs amaze me..
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 12:32 am
Made this on 7/18/12.. No comments until today and completely missed by the faux outrage crowd... Sorta like the Mohhammed movie... Libs and muslims have this faux selective outrage thing going on
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:09 am
Oh, considering that these are the words from a coward (you),your dare has about as much weight and strength behind it as you would find in an anorexic ballerina.You have no credibility on this site as demonstrated by this thread & your embarrassing spins
romneyisatool - September 24, 2012, 12:04 am
LOL You are the biggest coward on this site. We dared you to bet us that Romney would win and you ran away like the scared little chicken you are. Ever hear the saying it takes one to know one? They were thinking about you when they wrote that.BUK!BWAK!
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 11:50 pm
It would be good if you'd just answer the qyestion anstead of being king of COWARD and answer... Roads or business?
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 10:33 pm
Either you just don't get it, or, you just refuse to get it. Define irony. This should be good.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 10:04 pm
Man up... Did we not build the roads or the business? Spin spin spin..... Still miss the irony?
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 9:51 pm
*at*
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 9:51 pm
Still offended and your own inability to understand context are you?
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 9:30 pm
Roads or businesses.... Man up
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 8:46 pm
Look another share... Where's Marm? This things been here all this time and you guys are sending it over the top.
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 7:50 pm
Groucho says,"it was 4.06 with 14 shares on facebook" TRANSLATION: Groucho got a speeding ticket today for driving his 80's panelvan all over town to every internet cafe he could find just so he could give his poster 5 Ls from different IP addresses.
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 7:42 pm
...of course, you're the type of person who gets offended anytime someone tells the truth about something. But if that's the case, the problem is not the speaker, but rather, the listener.
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 7:41 pm
All those people who got offended by Obama's inoffensive 'you didn't build that' comment, were merely looking for another reason to be offended. If they'd put those four words in context, there's absolutely no reason whatsoever to be offended. Unless...
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 7:38 pm
Groucho says,"I have a sharp eye for wit and humor..." *spits out coffee on my computer* What?!?! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA *rolls on the floor laughing* Ladies and gentleman! Meet the only person in the world who believes this...his name is GrouchoMarxist!
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 7:33 pm
GrouchoMarxist = Marms's greatest fan. LMAO
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:32 pm

You were just giving another member a hard time last week for talking like that. Save up those points and you can buy yourself a puppy ....or a soul.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 7:24 pm
It's already jumped 10 points on the comment scale to #30... Keep those cards and letters coming.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 7:17 pm
Look at the score.. until a couple you 1 pointers sniped it was 4.06 with 14 shares on facebook. You appear to miss the irony of dear leaders words... Just because you got miffed means nothing to me. You live in a permenant state of miffed. odd that
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:14 pm

I don't need to defend the position that its cheap and pathetic to question the parentage of a mans daughters. Any decent person knows that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:11 pm

No one on this thread agrees with you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 7:10 pm

And I'm saying that all you have is cheap sh**s. Which is a pretty low form of comedy. ....there's that word "low" again, funny how often that word comes up when discussing your behaviour.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 7:09 pm
Not to mention that a lot of people agree with me.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:52 pm
You saying it's "Hatred" is you saying you can't defend your position... It says I have a sharp eye for wit and humor...
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:50 pm
But while we're at it... There's a bunch of people who worked their b***s off and took offense at dink in chiefs comments re "You didn't build that"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:48 pm

It's not humour, it's hatred. And it's petty and small. What does that say about you as a person?
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:48 pm
I was getting worried that I needed to a (ahem) explain a few things to you.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:46 pm
d***, Skippy. Did the lights come on? You did pay attention in health class didn't you... Apparently a lot of people here.. (sans yourself) saw the humor and shared it on facebook. Don't know what that says about your intellect...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:43 pm

You're saying that Obama didn't father his children. That would be attacking his whole family. Cheap sh**s are the reason that no one takes you seriously. Even the other conservatives here are embarrassed by you.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:41 pm
I see the one point snipers dropped me 0.11 but you did vote and the commentary drives up the numbers too...
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:34 pm
I'm curious as to where I'm attacking "his" girls? (That's a clue if you paid attention in health class)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:32 pm

Nothing you've said explains how the poster is ironic or sarcastic. Do you know what ironic or sarcastic means?
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
Ok, but your father should be the one to tell you..... it starts with the birds and the bees.....
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:29 pm
17 votes to boot...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:28 pm

So what? That doesn't relate to your poster whatsoever. Why waste time with all these petty little things? Say something that matters.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:28 pm
4.06/5 on votes and 14 shares... This poster's been around around awhile and meets general approval... You still miss the point... Color me surprised.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:24 pm
http://althouse.blogspot.com/2012/05/twice-in-2-days-obama-says-my-sons-when.html
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 6:21 pm
Oh please... You mean your father didn't tell you?
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 6:19 pm
TRANSLATION: I'm a terrible liar. What else is an internet sociopath like me supposed to do? Better than going postal.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 6:13 pm

Explain how this is sarcastic or ironic and not just a cheap sh** at a man's family.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 5:35 pm
And it's never been how low I go... Remember that
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 5:34 pm
I'm always amazed how sarcasm and irony are missed by you intelligent people..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 5:25 pm

Nobody missed the point. We're all very aware of how low you'll sink. It must be lonely down there in the gutter.
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 4:59 pm
And thanks for completely missing the point...
GrouchoMarxist - September 23, 2012, 4:52 pm
Glad you all approve..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 1:34 pm

Poor taste. No surprise. 1L
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 12:51 pm
Agreed.These sociopathic haters think they are hurting Obama,yet they are giving him a gift.This is why Romney is losing.Moderate voters see this and say,"I don't want these Tea-bag psychos in control of my country. I'm gonna go with the calm black man!"
Cyberhagen - September 23, 2012, 12:16 pm
God knows I want Obama out of office, but picking on his daughters? To me that crosses a line. Even if the libs did that to Bush's girls, you don't want to stoop to their level.


MITT ROMNEY QUOTE - “This is not some pie-in-the-sky kind of thing”


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Rating: 2.32/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:45 am
What a Mitthead


DEMOTIVATING AMERICA - bit by bit, day by day, dream by dream, its called Liberal Nirvana!




TWO-SPIRIT PEOPLE - Native Americans were a lot more accepting of reality.


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Rating: 3.4/5

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MRJ12744 - January 7, 2014, 10:15 pm
What great people


DEBT CEILING REMINDER - The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much. - Ronald Reagan




Diversity -




GUNS DON'T MAKE YOU A KILLER - Killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.




The Nutty Professor -


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Rating: 4.62/5

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HazelBrown - April 20, 2015, 11:40 am
A beast. What should be done with him?


HIGH CAPACITY CLIP -




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mittromney - June 10, 2015, 5:26 pm
/to be fair, she wants let everyone vote without ID. that's f*****g idiotic. how would you stop the same doofus from going through the line twice or even thrice, without something in the way of identifying one nutter voter from another?/


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jaxx - September 24, 2012, 10:21 pm
ROFLMAO! But Dayum, now I need eye bleach! Barf!!!


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Rating: 4.29/5

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WTFO - September 23, 2012, 11:59 pm
Thank you.
arnnatz - September 23, 2012, 11:31 pm
Is that the one he takes on the road with him?
jaxx - September 23, 2012, 10:49 pm
Funny as hell!


LIBERAL DAILY AFFIRMATION XXV -




Unfit For Command -




Trump University -




WISHY WASHY DEMOCRATS -




"NO HARM WILL COME IN NEGOTIATING WITH TERRORISTS..." -


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Rating: 4.9/5

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Zeitguy - August 23, 2014, 9:13 pm
A weak president with weak foreign policy and non existent integrity. Didn't work out so well.


U.S.M.C. - If you don't understand this, you've never meet a United States Marine.


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americamessedup - November 23, 2014, 2:53 pm
what does it mean thhen
OTC - November 23, 2014, 12:28 pm
No
americamessedup - November 23, 2014, 12:48 am
they destroy what is ever in there way? no i got it. They will haply destroy something if it means that they get what they want?. I have it guys. they don't play by international rules they will do what they want to get their way? was i close?


Supreme Court Tyranny -




OBAMACARE - the efficiency of the postal service the sustainability of social security and all the compassion of the Internal Revenue Service




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